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Alex, 20, Gay. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Kingdom Hearts. Harry Potter. The Hunger Games. Legend of Korra/Avatar the Last Airbender, Mortal Instruments. Random Animes, Color Guard, and Video Games. I go to UMass Amherst. Follow me, I'll make you laugh.

jackobeeem:

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

I mean she kinda sounds like a bitch to me but okay

I don’t see how this is her being a bitch. These boys are sexually harassing her so she is teaching them a lesson in the consequences of sexually harassing someone.


sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.


styleofdress:

because i hate it when people post these without recipes, here are all of them. some of these aren’t EXACTLY the same, but they’re close enough to still be delicious.

triple layer brownie cake / cherry bliss brownie / chocolate truffle layer cake / snickers peanut butter brownie ice cream cake / surprise inside ice cream balls / chocolate filled cream puffs / brownie cookies / chocolate snickers cake / chocolate lasagna / double chocolate brownies


stratoc:

i think this represents the relationship between Disney and Dreamworks really well


pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please


continueplease:

the-treble:

fuck-benedict:

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

Welcome to the house i share with 30 people.  My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit.


ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money


testudoj:

pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

Go back two Saturdays ago, and replaced hugged with another verb, and that was me

My record is 11 guys in one night and sleeping with two of them on back to back nights. That was a good weekend.


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