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Alex, 20, Gay. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Kingdom Hearts. Harry Potter. The Hunger Games. Legend of Korra/Avatar the Last Airbender, Mortal Instruments. Random Animes, Color Guard, and Video Games. I go to UMass Amherst. Follow me, I'll make you laugh.

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society


kyrael:

ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

 (via)

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
"…Technically, yes."


ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/


heyfunniest:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

heyfunniest:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING


gothamchronicle:

A Deadly New Drug Hits The Streets Of Gotham
Nicknamed “Viper”, users of this mysterious drug acquire great strength and a euphoric sense of power, but only for a few brief hours.
According to GCPD Forensic Specialist Edward Ngyma, “ ‘Viper’, somehow, activates unused DNA. The body starts to burn calcium, from the skeletal system, as fuel. Hence, the victim’s cravings for milk and cheese. They’re desperately trying to replace the missing calcium. But they can’t consume enough. Essentially, their bones crumble and then they suffocate.” Any sightings of “Viper” should be reported to the GCPD immediately

gothamchronicle:

A Deadly New Drug Hits The Streets Of Gotham

Nicknamed “Viper”, users of this mysterious drug acquire great strength and a euphoric sense of power, but only for a few brief hours.

According to GCPD Forensic Specialist Edward Ngyma, “ ‘Viper’, somehow, activates unused DNA. The body starts to burn calcium, from the skeletal system, as fuel. Hence, the victim’s cravings for milk and cheese. They’re desperately trying to replace the missing calcium. But they can’t consume enough. Essentially, their bones crumble and then they suffocate.”

Any sightings of “Viper” should be reported to the GCPD immediately


lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place


jockbrad:

Swimmers, wrestlers, football players / singlets, jockstraps, speedos and spandex!
http://jockbrad.tumblr.com/

jockbrad:

Swimmers, wrestlers, football players / singlets, jockstraps, speedos and spandex!

http://jockbrad.tumblr.com/


someactorkid:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

the only one worth reblogging

someactorkid:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

the only one worth reblogging


draggedqueens:

He looks like he’s has experience with bottoming


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